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in the wake of the latest poor polling numbers, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has rolled into today sporting some new ink.
The leader of the Coalition address media this morning, sporting a fresh new sleeve on his left forearm.
“You might be wondering why I’m not wearing a suit today,” he laughed.
“But I treated myself on the Lords Day to some new artwork,” he said, motioning his arm to our reporters.
“So I thought I’d show it off. Oh, and because wearing a dress shirt over the top of the new ink would have caned all day.”
“Got my cousins mate down in the Shire to draw it up and do it yesterday. Tooking him like 6 hours aye, but I reckon he’s done a real good job on it,” Morrison laughed.
The new relatable Australian male friendly artwork comes after the Government took another hit in the two-party preferred polls, to trail Labor 45-55.
The PM’s Media Advisor then exclusively told The Advocate that Morrison got the depiction of God of Greek Mythology, as part of his sustained and prolonged campaign to appear like an ‘average Aussie bloke.’
“Sco-Mo got the work done because he just wants to show the people that he is just a run of the mill, beer and BBQ loving bloke on half a million dollars a year.”
The Media Advisor then revealed that News Limited promised to do a favourable Op-Ed on the new bit of ink if he went through with it.
“They said they’ll do something along the lines of ‘Why Sco-Mo’s New Ink Shows That He Is A Fair Dinkum Aussie,”‘ the Advisor said.
“I think we might take him and his family to Bali for Christmas.”
More to come.
