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Local information and technology gun-for-hire, Andy Belman (39) has today decided that it’s time for willing participants to push or slam into each other in an aggressive manner.
The local computer savant, who spends most of his time running basic IT errands for technological illiterate office workers, is getting his fix of heavy metal at one of the many less-publicised rock music festivals taking place over the summer.
Kitted from head to toe in his leather and metal civilian clothes, Andy has finally found the solution needed to get this crowd operating at the optimal level required for a gig as heavy as the one taking place.
By opening this fucking pit up, Andy has concluded that the crowd members will soon be programmed to manage the load of pure metal currently being emitted from the stage.
Andy catches the eyes of a few likeminded indoor cats currently joining him near the front of the stage and begins to show a rare example of self-motivated leadership.
He nods at them and uses his finger to signal the immediate surrounds.
“Let’s open this fucking pit up”
