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One of the most gruesome and psychopathic serial killers in American history is apparently really hot, according to the Netflix audiences.
This follows news that Ted Bundy has been listed as the most googled man in the world this week – after millions of of people around the world tune into the new mini-series about the horrific crimes he perpetrated between between 1974 – 1978.
“Yassss. He’s so hot” says one recently unemployed content aggregator from Buzzfeed.
“He’s like Woody Harrelson in Natural Born Killers, but real. And so smart. Just so smart and so damn sexy”
Bundy, a fairly well-spoken vagrant who raped and murdered upwards of 30 young women while on the run from the authorities in several different states in the mid-70s, has this week been knighted with the internet’s highest honour of ‘daddy’ – a title given to assertive white men who come across as mildly attractive despite problematic personality traits.
However, not everyone agrees with calling this psychopathic stain on American history ‘sexy’.
Jan Kintour, the CEO of Betoota’s most prominent modeling and talent agency, Golly-Hopkins, says she nearly passed out from laughter when she learnt that Zac Efron would be playing Ted Bundy in the upcoming glorified murderer rom-com about his life.
“He’s no oil painting” she said.
“He’s definitely not Zac Efron levels of sexy”
“I thought those fat idiots from the Fyre documentary were sexier, to be honest. And that’s really saying something”
