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A recent report by the Unity Of Country, Urban And Northern Community Enterprise Group (UCUNCE) has found that the most bizarre town in Australia is actually Broken Hill.
The three-year study has found that the Republic of the Hill actually isn’t just a pissy mining town, as one would assume when driving through the place.
“Obviously there’s two different Broke Hills” says the lord mayor, Pro Marx.
“We differentiate between the two with B.P and A.P”
“Before Priscilla and After Priscilla”
With everyone over 80 in the town claiming some sort of Afghani or Italian heritage, and the biggest population of drag queens outside of Sydney’s Darlinghurst, Broken Hill has been crowned ‘the hardest town to read in Australia’ – especially when considering just about everyone looks like a run of the mill redneck before the sun goes down.
Lead researcher for UCUNCE, Professor Will Cania says that on top of everything, the fact that they run on Adelaide time despite being in New South Wales is the weirdest shit of it all.
“It makes literally no sense”
“Also, the entire town uses mining terminology to describe every day situations”
“That, and the fact that they run an 18 match round robin footy comp with only four teams”
