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Chelsea Smalls has had an absolute shit time of it lately, it’s reported. The 21-year-old was recently dumped by her aspiring muso boyfriend Mitch, who suggested he was feeling ‘a bit smothered.’
This comes shortly after Chelsea had agreed to an open relationship, which meant not causing a fuss when Mitch felt the need to share hilarious anecdotes about his Tinder escapades.
“I just d-dd-d-don’t understand,” says Chelsea, sobbing heavily, “I was really nice to him?”
“I thought if you loved someone and treated them well they’d do the same?”
After calling the same friends who’d wisely cautioned her to throw Mitch in the bin, Chelsea appears to regroup herself.
Unfortunately, that’s when Chelsea’s mum, a nice but oblivious type, thought it would be the right time to ask her if she was okay.
“Oh shit, I can’t,” says Chelsea, tilting her head back and opening her eyes as widely as possible, as though that’s going to stop the tears, “FUUUUUUUCCCCCK.”
“Why won’t it stooooop.’
Now in full meltdown mode, Chelsea starts to pace around her bedroom before pausing to evaluate her reflection in her full-length mirror. Weirdly enough, looking at her angry red face appears to calm Chelsea down, if only for a minute.
“I actually look pretty good LOL” says Chelsea, throwing up a peace sign for good measure, “maybe I should buy red eyeshadow or something.”
At time of press, Chelsea appeared ready to cry again after receiving a ‘You up?’ message from Mitch at like 9:45PM
She attempts to look at least a tiny bit reluctant as she begins searching for a casual but still pretty edgy midriff tracksuit.
More to come.
