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Former AFL player turned racist TV personality Sam Newman is reportedly still making noise down in Melbourne about not being able to play golf.

With 20 new COVID-19 cases in Victoria overnight, including one confirmed case in a Melbourne primary school – it is believed that a ban of golf is the biggest issue faced by Victorians right now. Especially because the ban is the only aspect of Sam Newman’s life that has been affected by the Coronavirus pandemic.

The 74-year-old has been making headlines all month for his brash protests against the closure of the golf courses in Victoria after the premier banned the activity as part of the state-wide pandemic shut down.

Newman has been banging on for weeks about the infringement of his personal rights, and is claiming to have more information about the coronavirus pandemic as the medical experts advising government officials.

Unfortunately for Victorians, Sam Newman is often viewed as the height of comedy in the Southern states. Because of this, whenever he decides to offer his opinions on socio-economic issues and medical science, he is also viewed as the voice of common sense for other rich old cunts who don’t get what they want when they want.

Newman says he hasn’t felt this victimised since he was asked politely by the Aboriginal community to stop being so fucking racist on national TV.

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