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The Anglican Archbishop of Sydney, Glenn Davis, has explained to the media this morning that he plans to boycott the government’s choice of coronavirus vaccine should it contain material obtained from aborted foetuses.
As the government hones in on selecting a coronavirus vaccine that stands to benefit the Liberal Party and their friends the most, it’s becoming increasingly clear to Archbishop Davis that he may be forced to pray the coronavirus away should he catch it.
“I’m OK with that,” Davis told The Advocate this morning via telephone.
“Because I can’t, in good conscience and faith, inject myself with something that comes from something like that. I can’t pretend that it’s not in there, I just can’t. If the only other alternative is to put my fate into the hands of Jesus Christ and his super strict Dad, then so be it.”
In 2017, the Sydney Anglican Church confessed to domestic violence within their ranks after years of pretending it didn’t happen.
The Chuch was able to get rid such disgusting, criminal and reprehensible behaviour from the church by implementing new vague and opaque policy on the matter – as well as asking God to stop it.
“And it stopped,” said the Anglican Archbishop of Betoota, Carlton Carlisle.
Our reporter joined Archibishop Carlisle in his rectory office this morning.
“What I find interesting is that this vaccine was pretty much handpicked by Scott Morrison, who as we all know is one of those stomp-your-feet-shake-your-can types of Christians. He doesn’t seem to mind that there’s aborted foetuses in this new vaccine. I wonder why?”
“It might have something to do with the fact that the Head of Government Affairs at AstraZeneca, the drug company chosen to make this vaccine for Australians in partnership with CSL, was once John Howard’s Chief-of-Staff. Scott looks up to John – but I’m sure it’s just a coincidence and that there’s no need for a federal corruption watchdog,”
“That’s what I try to pray away, because it’s honestly the only hope we have of getting rid of such shit.”
The Archbishop then offered our reporter a glass of chilled white wine. As it was just past 10am, our was reporter was happy to accept that offer.
More to come.
