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A 2001 Honda Civic has today fallen victim to a deadly combination of a 5000 Watt Subwoofer and a dubstep track, it’s reported.
Though 28 year old William Stubbs is too old to be driving around in a car with a rear spoiler, he’s somehow made the experience all the more embarrassing for his date by blasting ‘Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites’ as he warmed up his car.
Not to say the timeless classic won’t always be a banger, but there’s a time and place for heavy electronic music – and 10 am Sunday morning in the Officeworks parking lot probably isn’t it.
It’s alleged William had paused his last minute sweep to rid his passenger seat of Macca’s chips when he’d asked his new beau if she’d like to put anything on the aux cord.
When she’d shrugged and said ‘Anything but country’, William had taken the opportunity to blast the 2010 hit at full volume.
Unfortunately, his Honda was not able to take the reverberation, with passers nearby stating that the car started to ‘shake so violently it caused a shift in the tectonic plates.’
“doDODooodDOoodododo ERRRR ERRRM DOOOF DOOFF DOOOF.”
“YES OMG duudhduddhdudhahaha VRRRRR dududud VRRRR VRRRRRR daaaDUHdadauDuuhhdododododooo VRRR VRRR.”
His date was reportedly seen exiting the vehicle looking disoriented, before doubling ever and vomiting from the inertia.
More to come.
