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Local woman Jessica Schipper is what you’d call ‘genetically blessed.’ So much so, it appears that she too, is sick of her perfection.
Or at least that can be the only logical reason why the blonde haired beauty feels the need to adopt a pixie cut all of a sudden.
Voicing this thought over lunch one afternoon, Jessica was pleasantly surprised to be met with overwhelming support from her less attractive mates – all of whom were a little too quick to offer their suggestions.
“I don’t know, I think I should just chop it all off”, says Jessica as she holds up a perfectly styled, glossy lock of hair, “I’m just bored with it.” “OMG YES, you’d look sooooo good!”, says Lisa, who’s clearly fucking lying.
“I reckon you should go full platinum too”, adds Hannah, barely containing her glee.
“Think of how much money you’d save on conditioner haha.”
Pulling her hair up in a ball behind her ears to showcase her potential ‘do, Jessica is rewarded with a series of ‘ooohs’ and small claps, as the girls double down with their fraudulent praise.
“You look JUST like Audrey Hepburn!” “SOOO CUTE, YES DO IT!” It’s alleged that Jessica later changed her mind about the haircut and instead got a wispy side fringe, much to the disappointment of her mates.
More to come.
