WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the sun slowly sinks down on another day in Canberra it appears as though the government is no closer to a unified position on Net Zero 2050.
Not receiving the same tap on the shoulder from the News Corp as the Liberals, the Nationals are still holding out on committing to try and prevent humanity from ensuring its own demise.
As Barnaby and his cashed-up mates who pretend to represent the bush enjoy a couple of cold glass sandwiches, Prime Minister Scott Morrison and his colleagues are desperately trying to bring them around to the idea of getting some cash for regional Australians to make their respective livelihoods a little bit greener.
While the tiff between the Coalition partners spills over to the public, it’s been revealed that this whole situation might have been helped by the Prime Minister actually having a conversation with the people that keep him in power.
The specific time at which the conversations should have taken place hasn’t been detailed, but it’s been alleged that any of the times he spent pulling it to the idea of some fancy submarines that make him Boris and Biden go brrrr, would have been good.
Or instead of those big international trips.
Or when he was quarantining for 2 weeks playing candy crush.
Or when he was hiding from the media about the bungled jab-rollout he oversaw.
“All it would have taken was Scotty picking up the phone to Barnaby, or offering to buy him a beer,” explained one political insider.
“It’s not like he hates talking.”
“Anyway, now Scott’s deliberately white anted him in public, and that’s not something egotistical male politicians like”
“So avoiding work to shave it to the state of the art submarines has created a lot more work”
“Just another week in Australian politics”
