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A local filthy snitch has today stitched up a colleague by sending through an email query without disclosing that the boss has been discreetly linked in.
The snitch, named Anna, has long been rumoured to be a pathetic brown-noser – but today’s form has 100% clarified it.
The email, which was fired off to her coworker, Bianca, at exactly 9:34am under the subject head ‘reports’ was purported to be solely about just that, reports, and whether or not they had been finished.
However, with the boss sitting invisible in the email chain as a BCC, Anna alludes to the fact that Bianca might not be at her desk yet, in a light-hearted fashion.
“Hi Bianca, not sure if you’re in yet, but was wondering how you were going with those reports. I’m covering Jack on this now, so just send them through to me. Whenever you get settled”
The fact that Bianca was still rushing out the gates at the nearby South Betoota train station as the email landed only made things worse.
“Hope everything is alright” adds Anna, in a patronising sign off, insinuating that there is something the boss should know about, while also highlighting that the coworker who sits three desks away from her is running late.
