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Sometimes, it’s the ones you least expect.
Local woman Danielle Wilson, today’s discovery of a coworker’s rather spicy Instagram profile has left her questioning her once reliable ability to judge a character.
This new revelation occurred after an eagle-eyed Danielle spotted her colleague Louisa browsing on her phone and caught enough of the account name to take note for revisiting later.
As someone who a little too nosy by her own admission, Danielle was pretty keen to see what Louisa was like behind closed doors – especially as she had hardly said two words to her after starting at the company four months ago.
Expecting to see nothing too exciting from her shy colleague, the office worker had readied herself for some simple pics of scenery when she found herself browsing through the nuttiest Instagram profile she’d ever seen.
Speaking to The Advocate, a mind-blown Danielle reveals some of the content she spotted, concluding that it was very much not safe for work.
“Well damn, she’s certainly not boring, that’s for sure” she says.
“I never would have guessed her for having such an active social life.”
“She seems to love dancing. Even at what appears to be very low key events”
“Grinding on people. Twerking. It’s all very exciting stuff. I might try and get sat next to her at the Christmas Party”
Showing our reporter a colourful profile filled with gigolo makeup, psychedelics, Spring Breakers ski masks and an image of this same coworker very publicly sniffing amyl at a drag show, Danielle says she’s starting to worry that she might be a bit too quick to write people off in this boring workplace.
“She seemed so shy?”
“I’m so confused. She even has a Simpsons tattoo on her back?”
“Who IS SHE?”
MORE TO COME.
