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A local woman has this week had her fantasy quashed, after realising that the bloke she’d been seeing wasn’t the bad boy she thought he was.

Renee Stuart [25] was at a pivotal moment in her life where she’d just broken off a seven year long relationship with her childhood sweetheart. Feeling both a little lost and whole lot free, Renee had embarked on the road many women had gone down before her, only later than usual – having a fling with a bad boy.

Deliberately swiping right on every bloke with a neck tattoo, Renee had been ready to make some bad decisions and go through her ‘wild girl era’ when she matched with a muscly FIFO worker named Corey. A bloke that very much fit the ‘I can’t take home to mum’ criteria, based on his looks alone.

However, Renee has quickly learned you can’t always base a book on its cover by discovering that Corey not only has an appreciation for ancient history and neoclassical art, but he was also a complete teddy bear. As evident by her discovery of a helmet, which she’d helped belonged to a harley.

Pointing it out as they canoodled on his couch, Renee was already fantasising about riding on the back of it, Lana Del Rey style.

“What’s that for?” She’d asked silkily.

“Oh haha, that’s for my scooter.”

“Oh…like a moped?”

“Nah e-scooter, mopeds are waaaay too dangerous.”

More to come.

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