EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
If they’d just fucking listened to her, ‘Oedipus and the Motherfuckers’ would have come first.
But no, despite insisting that it was Bobby McFerrin who sung ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’, and not Bob Marley, Vera Daley’s entire team decided to go with Matt’s answer instead – resulting in them narrowly missing out the top spot by just one point.
And she’s really not fucking happy about it.
“I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL!”
‘DIDN’T I SAY IT WAS THE MANDELA EFFECT?”
“But NOOOOOO, you all had to ignore me.”
Practically making an indent in her palms by the sheer pressure of her fingernails, Vera says she’s bloody sick of this happening.
“This happened last time too guys.”
“Can we please consult each other more before we just write anything down?”
“$50 bar voucher, out the fucking door.”
“I’m so pissed off.”
More to come.
