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It’s Christmas again. A time to really impress your family members with how well you are doing in life. This, of course, is best done through presents. How much are you willing to blow on them?
Prices are only going to rise over the next few weeks, as retailers capitalise on our inaction. That’s why you need to act now.
With dads, usually it would be whatever Euphoric-Australian-Dad-Non-Fiction story that Peter FitzSimons decided to shit out. Either that or a Foxtel upgrade. That’s all he wants for Christmas.
Mum is a complex beast. It’s hard. Perfume and hand cream can work, depending on your families socio-economic status, but its not a safe bet.
A sister is easy too, just some sort of voucher for food or clothes so she can line up like a single mother with food stamps. She knows what she wants, and you can’t be expected to get that right – just provide her with the means.
However, when it comes to your brothers and sons… You are probably going to go ahead with something as underwhelming as a DVD or a single piece of clothing. In his ideal world you’d be providing him with the log in details for a Brazzers account, but for the sake of ceremony, get him something that he can open up in front of your extended family.
There is only 37 different presents that you can get away with.
Here is the list we have compiled:
1.
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP
The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.
Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.
‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.
Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF
2.
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP
The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.
Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.
‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.
Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF
3.
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP
The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.
Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.
‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.
Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF
4.
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP
The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.
Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.
‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.
Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF
5.
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP
The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.
Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.
‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.
Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF
7.
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP
The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.
Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.
‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.
Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF
8.
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP
The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.
Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.
‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.
Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF
9.
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP
The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.
Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.
‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.
Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF
10.
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP
The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.
Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.
‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.
Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF
11.
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP
The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.
Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.
‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.
Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF
12.
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP
The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.
Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.
‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.
Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF
13.
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE ROUND-UP
The inaugural ‘best of’ book from the Australia’s oldest newspaper. The Betoota Advocate is a hugely popular online conservative newsprovider. Hailing from the sunkissed Queensland Channel Country, editors Clancy Overell and Errol Parker make no apologies in their quest to ‘keep the bastards’ honest.
Get your old man a copy of Betoota’s best stories with a host of new material, including news, sport, human interest, crosswords – even the classifieds. Get one for your uncle, too.
‘The Betoota Advocate shall reign supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth’ – Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.
Buy it here: http://bit.ly/2fk4xJF
Yeah nah, I’m still struggling to think of what to get.