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Are you a small business owner like me? It’s bloody hard work to turn a profit, isn’t it?
Well, not anymore!
I’m going to show you the top 3 most successful multinational corporation profit-making practices that you can use to run your small business better.
And before you ask, yes dodging tax is great, but that’s basic these days.
Time to level up.
1. Worker exploitation: While it sounds scary, it’s strikingly simple. The entire world is a multinational’s stalking grounds, and like them your small business can source employees from nations where governments enact employment laws that benefit the corporation over the worker; like Australia.
Find low-skilled workers who desperately need a job, then pay them little while working them into the ground. This a favourite multinational corporation pastime, and one that can profit your small business, too.
2. Environmental Bastardry: With so-called ‘environmental collapse’ occurring from so-called ‘carbon emissions’, it’s really hard for small businesses to get away with destroying the environment. But for multinational corporations, it’s as easy as ever!
Thankfully, globalisation now allows the small business owner to act like one of the big dogs. If you’re a small textiles company or local fashion label, why not produce goods using the least expensive methods possible worldwide by sourcing them from countries that have no environmental sustainability standards? Then watch as your bottom line grows!
3. Homogenisation: It’s risky to exploit your workers and the environment in the age of social media, so you need to fly under the radar and homogenise your small business. By that, I mean you have to entirely lose your artisan identity and look as much like any faceless multinational corporation across the world. You need to be able to fit into a big box shopping centre and be easily mistaken for a Target or a Bed Bath and Beyond or a MacDonald’s. This process results in more and more parts of the world looking exactly like every other part, which will help you get away with corporate murder!
Do these things and who knows, maybe your small business will one day become a multinational corporation itself!
