TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Jim Walters of JW Constructions, whose company claims to be the builder of dreams, is building anything but that today as he and his labourer sit at their work site in silence, just calcified shells of the people they once were.
It’s understood that Jim hired his labourer, Robbo, to work alongside him for 8hrs purely so he didn’t have to be alone.
“Yeah…I, ah, don’t even have anything for him to do” Jim managed to get out while staring off into the distance.
While Jim is usually quite the go-getter, after 4 back to back weekends hammering piss and haemorrhaging cash at the spring carnival, the only thing he’s managed to do today is instructed the young bloke to go and get him some smoko – and he didn’t even get that right.
“I don’t know what I was thinking, I said I wanted a cheese and bacon pie and a strawberry milk.”
“Every bite is a reminder of how shit I feel.”
According to thelabourer though, things aren’t so bad.
“Usually he’s a pretty hard taskmaster, so getting paid to just keep him company is fine by me.”
If Jim was looking for some kind of relief from his social life or at least drinking, it doesn’t look like he’s going to get it.
The Advocate can confirm that JW Constructions has just been awarded a job in partnership with his cousin’s building company and according to all reports, Jim’s cousin loves a bit of piss too.
More to come.
