EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
The Advocate has today uncovered some truly shocking insider information in regards to the call wait music used from everything from My Gov to Flight Centre, which has unveiled the level of sinister behaviour that goes on in the tech world.
The source, who wishes to remain anonymous so they don’t get beaten to death on the streets, have revealed that the pause between track changeovers is actually deliberate, and that he even gets a ‘bit of a kick out of thinking about all thousands of hopeful people who think their call has finally reached an operator.’
“Yeah look, my great uncle was the one who came up with pop up ads with those really card to find ‘X’s'”, says the sick fuck, “and then my other uncle came up with all the giant anime titty ads you get whenever you try to illegally stream a movie.”
“He’s the cool uncle.”
“My aunt though, she’s the one who did the whole automatically filling in SMS code thing.”
“So she’s obviously the black sheep of the family.”
Letting out a shit eating grin as he rearranged the front of his pants, Anon goes on further to say that there’s really no reason for the pause between track changeovers to be that long – except that it’s just so fucking funny.
“I slowly taper that music down, put in a massive pause…”
“And then BAM! Another fucking classical song.”
“Never stops being a gag, I tell you.”
More to come.
