ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The fabric of our democracy and global politics at large is coming to an end after a filthy Murrays bus was spotted driving down the Hume Highway this morning south of Goulburn.
Known for their pristine condition and mirror finish, the Murrays bus has been a familiar sight for generations on the nation’s major highways and arterial roads.
This morning marks the first time in recorded history that a Murrays bus has been spotted on the road in a poor condition. Many in the community have seen the Murrays bus a beacon civility in this rapidly declining society and now that even their high standards are slipping, the end of days has been confirmed as upon us.
One witness of the filthy Murrays bus, truck driver Wally Davis, told The Advocate that today is the nation’s version of tanks rolling into Poland in 1939.
“Today, we saw the first Murrays bus; where will we be in a years’ time? In an allied partnership with Queensland and New Zealand? Fighting the tyranny of the Victorian Government? Committing war crimes in the La Trobe Valley?” he pondered.
“We’re heading for civil war. I’ve never seen a dirty Murrays bus, now that I’ve seen one, we’re headed for our extinction,”
“I for one welcome the occupation of Victoria. Those people have suffered enough.”
The Advocate reached out to Murrays for comment but the phone was seemingly off the hook.
More to come.
