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local woman has today had to call on her two semesters of year 10 drama after her friend shoved her engagement ring in her face for the fifth time in one sitting.
Stacey Wakefield admitted to The Advocate that she didn’t like lying to her friend, but the engagement ring just left her at a loss for words – well, kind ones anyway.
“She can’t possibly like it”
“It literally looks like a colour-blind chimp with tongs for hands has made it”
“If my boyfriend proposed to me with that ring I’d flat out say no.”
Interested to see this grotesque assortment of jewels, The Advocate reached out to Stacey’s recently engaged friend, Josephine Aldo.
We were careful to approach under the guise of researching for a feature article on modern day engagement rings, not that her best friend Stacey’s been talking shit about her ring behind her back.
“Well, here it is!” Josephine said while proudly presenting her ring.
“It’s gorgeous isn’t it?”
Not wanting to answer, our reporter engaged in her own evasive tactics. We can confirm though that the ring is really… just wow. Not something that you’d pick out for yourself that’s for sure.
Engagement rings are such a personal and subjective item though, so while the majority of people may secretly find your engagement ring ugly, all that matters is you’re happy.
