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Kid Laroi has revealed that the giant wooden horse behind him definitely doesn’t have rap group hiding inside of it to get around NSW’s bizarre anti-live hiphop music policies.
The Australian born super star, who announced his performance for NRL grand final only a couple months ago, has assured organiser’s and police that the giant trojan horse he needs placed at centre stage is an integral part of his act.
Some NSW police higher ups have begun raising suspicion about the potential of their longtime pesky nemesis’, Onefour, hiding within the giant wooden horse.
“I don’t know, something just seems off about the horse y’know” Said one senior member of the Raptor Squad Police Unit.
“I could’ve sworn I’d heard the unmistakable chuckling of Polynesian men coming from inside the horse while walking past it earlier” He said while scratching his head.
“Why does Kid Laroi need a giant horse anyway? what’s it for?”
While some police officers remain on edge about the apocalyptic effect a group of Islanders from Western Sydney making money from their music might have on society, others on the force insist that the horse is simply some sort of homage to good old Australian agriculture.
As officials remain puzzled about the giant horse, Laroi has remained tightlipped. Strangely, Onefour has been nowhere to be found – a sigh of relief for officers that were worried The Kid Laroi might bring them out as the groups local footy team plays in a 5th consecutive NRL Grand final.
