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Popular radio personality Kyle Sandilands decided to kick off his radio show this morning with a story so graphic it left many listeners in Melbourne wondering where the line is.
The KIIS FM shock jock, known for his penchant for pushing boundaries, regaled his audience with a tale about passing a hard stool, resulting in an anal prolapse, which, in a disturbing twist, was then licked by his dog. The story, which might have gone over as just another day in Sydney radio, landed with a thud in Melbourne.
“It was an out of body experience,” Kyle said.
“The thing went ‘ping!’ has it hit the porcelain. I was on all fours in the dunny, moaning like a ‘diesel dyke’ driving past Bunnings, when I reached back and felt I’d pink socked myself. My fucken rectum was inside out and dangling behind me like a tail! Then the bloody dog got in and started licking it! It was the most bizarre feeling in the world! It felt like my dog was licking my insides! Well, he was!”
Co-host Jackie-O expressed her disgust, then she moved the show on to the next segment.
“Honestly, I had to turn the radio off,” said one disgusted listener from Fitzroy.
“I’ve heard some pretty wild things on the airwaves before, but this was next level. We’re used to a bit of banter, but this was just… too much.”
The sentiment was echoed by another caller from South Yarra.
“Is this what Sydney thinks is funny? I’m all for a good laugh, but there’s a line, and Kyle didn’t just cross it, he smeared poo on it.”
The reaction in Melbourne contrasts sharply with responses in Sydney and Brisbane, where listeners reportedly found the story “hilarious.”
“That’s just classic Kyle! The bloke’s a legend, always keeping it real. Melbourne needs to lighten up!” said Sydney resident.
A listener from Brisbane added, “Mate, I nearly choked on my coffee when I heard that. You’ve got to give it to Kyle—he knows how to get a reaction. Can’t keep a good Wynnum boy down. I fucking LOVE that c**t.”
However, not everyone in Melbourne is convinced that this is the kind of content they signed up for.
“We’ve got a pretty strong sense of humor down here,” said another listener from Carlton.
“But this sounds like a medical emergency. I hope he didn’t just poke it back up there and have a Nurofen.”
More to come.
