ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The faceless men who control Scott Morrison have let out a big sigh this morning and drew a line through the entire state of Western Australia after the Prime Minister tasted Emu Export for the first time and was not impressed.
“This tastes like my own urine,” he said before chuckling to himself.
“You would have to have no taste buds and a head full of runny dog shit to drink this stuff! I’ll tell you what a good beer is! [laughs] A Hundred Lashes!”
“It’s a pale ale. This is just pale urine.”
In response to Mr Morrison’s comments this morning, the Liberal Party’s Chief Strategist, Lachlan Sumcuntson, has told The Advocate that they’re expected a backlash in the West when the nation heads to the polls next year.
“[Christian] Porter has obviously had some impact and from all reports, he’s decided to go and make a fool of himself in the private sector so good luck to him. We don’t really expect to win his seat back. Then there’s the impact of this so-called virus and how the Labor Government there has so far protected them all from the misery of lockdowns and so on,”
“It’ll be tough for us, especially after Scott said you would have poo in your head to think Emu Export is a tasty beer. For fuck’s sake.”
More to come.
