LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
In what has been described as the most time efficient decision of the year, Betoota native Steven Laundy has passed his new hoodie he purchased online directly to his a girl he just met in a local nightclub, Kat[ie] McGuire.
“I just took the plastic off it and I saw her sitting on the couch next to the shitters all alone and I just thought, what’s the point? It’s going to end up being hers anyway. So I handed it right to her.”
The decision, while controversial, has been considered hugely successful in cutting out the time between the hoodie being owned solely by Laundy until it walks out of his life – forever.
“Plus, this way it might free up one of my old ones.”
Reports state, McGuire is overjoyed with her appointment to the new hoodie and has been spotted repeatedly wearing it on the couch and seen fiddling with the drawstrings.
“It’s really sweet of him. Normally I’d have to go home with a bloke to get one but this way I get to be the one to break it in and enjoy that new hoodie feeling. He’s a top bloke he is. We didn’t even have to exchange numbers.”
“He just sighed, took it off and threw it at me.”
Maintaining he does not regret his act of compassion, Laundy is hoping this will mean some benefits for him.
“Hopefully she remembers my number and instagram name… I really like that hoodie and would like to see her again”
