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Local investor Glen Pooley from Betoota Heights is still burdened with a long-dormant Metamask wallet on his smartphone. This silent relic serves as a constant reminder of a time when Glen had money to burn, or rather, money to waste.
The abandoned digital repository, residing amidst the impeccably organised app collection on Glen’s phone, is nothing short of a digital memento of his financial misadventures. While most people display their achievements or cherished memories, Glen’s phone harbours a dark secret—a dormant wallet that silently mocks his current state of financial despair.
“Ah, the good old days,” Glen mumbles with a nostalgic sigh. “Back then, I had money to spare and thought I was a financial guru. Little did I know that I was more like a clown juggling invisible coins.”
As Glen gingerly scrolls through his phone, carefully avoiding the cursed Metamask icon, he can almost hear the faint whispers of his past financial ambitions. The wallet, once filled with tokens that promised riches beyond his wildest dreams, now serves as a constant reminder of his naivety and poor decision-making skills.
Glen’s friends see his Metamask wallet as a cautionary tale—a digital graveyard that stands as a monument to financial recklessness.
“Remember when Glen used to brag about his crypto gains?” his friends chuckle. “Those were the days. He should’ve kitchen sinked lithium like we did.”
Despite the overwhelming evidence of his past failures, Glen clings to a faint glimmer of hope. “Maybe one day, when the stars align and the crypto gods take mercy on me, my Metamask wallet will come alive again,” he muses, a spark of desperation in his eyes.
Until that fateful day arrives, Glen Pooley of Betoota Heights will continue his arduous quest for financial redemption, forever burdened by the phantom Metamask wallet that serves as a stark reminder of a time when he had money to squander. As for the rest of Betoota Heights, they can’t help but chuckle and offer a gentle word of advice: “Stick to Monopoly, Glen. At least you can’t lose real money there.”
