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Local man Taylor Mooch is still pushing hard to offload four Coldplay tickets in the “BUNGA BUNGA BOYS 2024” Whatsapp group he’s in, having failed to find takers for weeks.
The tickets, set for Coldplay’s 9th of November gig in Sydney, remain unsold, despite Mooch’s escalating desperation and his group’s collective disdain for the band.
“They’re actually good live,” he posted late last night, trying his luck yet again.
“Treat your wife or girlfriend. Not many more opportunities to see them before they retire, lads.”
But most of his mates remain unmoved, tossing back responses like “$800 to watch three songs done twenty different ways? No thanks, mate.”
Despite the complete lack of interest, Mooch has valiantly continued his campaign, resorting to tagging mates individually and invoking their old road trip playlist memories to sway them.
“Come on Baz, you used to love the ‘play!” he wrote.
“Take Penny! She’d love it!”
Crickets.
More to come.
