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A Kooyong man has shrugged today as Victorian Premier Dan Andrews blasts people who had illegal Grand Final Night parties and blamed them for the appalling spike in cases today.
The man, who asked to remain anonymous, said that the virus is here to stay and that he couldn’t really give a fuck about it.
A cheque from the man’s father was wired to The Advocate to guarantee anonymity.
“It was a Demons grand final, I should’ve done what the other boys did and illegally enter WA for it,” he said.
“Instead, I just had 20 of the lads over to my place, well, my parent’s place and we got on it and watched the boys win us the fucking prems,”
“Who gives a fuck? So what we all have the virus now. We all got double vaxxed with Pfizer back in June because we went to Timbertop and got the hookups. None of us actually feel sick at all,”
“It was a sick night, anyway. We’re all going to catch it at some point so why ruin the economy and deny people the chance to see the red and blue get up. I wish that Kommon Sense Kennett was back in power, or my neighbour old Teddy from Toorak,”
“We’d be dancing in the streets.”
When asked if he felt responsible for the massive spread and potential deaths from the Grand Final Night illegal gatherings, he said he didn’t.
“They were going to die anyway.”
More to come.
