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A Betoota Heights father has unknowingly been the subject of intense discussion this afternoon as his boy and some of his boy’s mates popped over and saw what he was working with in terms of feet.
Taylor Runfrige, a 16-year-old student at O’Gilhooleys Catholic College said his mates reckons his old boy has some wild looking trotters on him and they even went as far as saying they look like two bits of mince wrapped in cling film.
“We went into the living room and Dad’s there watching Judge Judy, smoking inside and slowly eating a grapefruit,” said Taylor.
“Like, I was just telling him we were going down to the bamboo grove behind the skatepark near the school to practice our ollies, which was code for get incredibly stoned and try not to freak out in the bamboo, when one of my mates elbowed the other and got him to look at Dad’s feet. They both just looked at them and then at each other,”
“When we got down to Machattie Park, we started chatting about the old boy’s feet and how wild they are. He’s got these big toes that look like thumbs. Stick out, too. It’s pretty grim but all people that age have wild looking feet,”
“Like imagine if you never changed your car tyres, they’d be fucked. It’s not like you can get more feet, can you? Feet are gross.”
More to come.
