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A peaceful Saturday morning bus ride into Betoota’s French Quarter this morning was ruined for one man after sitting down on a wet bus seat, prompting him to wonder just what in the hell the liquid could be.
Connor Penchant, 45, of Wilmington Boulevard in West Betoota said he just hopes it isn’t piss.
“If it’s piss, I’m going to get off this bus then lie down under it,” he said.
“These are Gazmans, they don’t deserve to be soaked in some tramp’s piss. They deserve to be worn to golf, or to a fancy brunch in the French Quarter. I’m beside myself right now.”
Penchant said he’s trying his best to convince himself that it’s water or something equally as innocuous.
But he draws the line at sniffing the substance to find out what it is.
“Not even Troy Buswell would sniff a seat on a bus. You’d have to be a serious piece of work to sniff a bus seat, fuck me dead, mate. What a question. But yeah, hopefully, it’s just water or some spilt Chardonnay. Anyway, good chat.”
More to come.
