WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The people in charge of tonight’s Matilda’s fixture have today made some last minute changes to ensure the event runs smoothly.
With the do or die clash against Canada just hours away, the people in charge of the stadium have decided to hire some more security.
This comes as Melbourne’s Rectangular Stadium (aka the one they don’t play Victorian Leg Tennis in) prepares to host Canada, and their brawler brothers from above the United States.
Known for being a weirdly polite nation who also love to fight, it’s believed a raft of Canadians in the house spurned the Rectangular Stadium bosses to sort something ‘oat.’
“Look, if we’ve got Bubbles, Julian and Ricky in the house tonight, we need to make sure it’s safe environment for the families of those attending,” said one of the organisers.
“And someone needs to tell Julian he can’t bring glass and his own liquor into the stadium – which I’m pretty glad I don’t have to do,” they laughed.
The measures come as the nation eagerly awaits the final group match for the Matildas.
Needing a win, (or a draw with a big Ireland win), the Matildas head into the do or die clash with their backs against the wall.
With coach Gustavsson playing cat and mouse with the media over the inclusion of the most dangerous player in the world, fans are desperate for a lift from Sam Kerr.
Blasting ABBA’s the ‘Winner Takes It All,’ the Swedish coach of the Matildas has seemed to relish in the challenge presented by a sudden death match before the round of 16.
While security are hoping for an Australian win, they have been informed that a result along those lines could end up with the likes of Ricky and Julian kicking things off.
More to come.
