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The nation’s most cost effective supermarket has today hit the news with an exciting new product for Australian consumers.
Aldi has made a splash by revealing a holiday platform, which allows Aussies to plan their next holiday with a bunch of exclusive escapes, cruises and tour deals.
Famous for providing nearly the exact same products to shoppers at a much cheaper price, the German owned retailer is now expanding into an exciting new market.
The new platform will allow travellers to head to places like Balee, Old Caledonia, Japon and many more luxurious destinations that are just as good as the real thing!
It’s alleged that they are as good as the real thing, because they are the real thing, with a slightly different or humorous play on the name.
“Yeah, look, people should be familiar with our modus operandi by now,” laughed Gunter Schweinsteigger, a spokesperson for the company.
“We take what people know and love and replicate it at a much more affordable price with out the down down fresh food bull shit you hear from the green and red teams.”
“And we are replicating that with the holiday platform.”
“In a cost of living crisis, people don’t need to be paying overs for stuff.”
Gunter then explained that talks have already begun about how to level up the platform.
“We are discussing whether we can create some kind of portal in the Aisle of Dreams (the middle aisle) that shoppers jump into and transports them to a beach in Spain or the like.”
“But obviously we are a little way off that haha.”
More to come.
