WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local father of 3 has today been told to take a bit of time of his phone, and his TV while he’s at it.
Arthur Morrison (64) was issued the request a short time ago, after sending his 3rd news story or meme in a row, relating to ‘wokeness.’
“Yeah, I told him to give it a rest,” said Arthur’s daughter Melissa, about the recent media trend of distracting people from the structural flaws in society by flaring up issues around identity politics.
“The guy knows more about identity politics than most of the people in my Arts degree,” she laughed.
“He cares an awful lot about women’s sport for a guy who doesn’t watch it.”
“And he’s awfully fixated on the trans community even though I can’t remember him ever even meeting a trans person.”
Despite being a self-proclaimed hater of wokeness, Arthur has recently made a real habit of banging on about the abstract idea.
“For a guy who doesn’t want anything to do with woke, he sure bangs on about it a lot,” said another one of Arthur’s kids.
“I’m not sure why Furries are taking up so much space inside his brain, given it literally will never effect him.”
“And he sure says a lot of shit for a guy who can’t say anything anymore.”
“I think he just needs to put the phone down, take a breather and touch some grass.”
More to come.
