WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In an incredible turn of events this afternoon, a local man has had his wildest dreams come true.
This comes as the accountant from Betoota Fields named Tony Kovacic, opened the fridge to suddenly find a tasty looking morsel staring him in the face.
The feel-good story comes after the happily married local man aimlessly opened the door for the 5th time today.
Without really knowing why he opened the fridge, or what he was even looking for, Kovacic explained that he couldn’t believe his luck when he stumbled across a cheese cakey tart sort of thing.
“It’s become a bit of a habit of mine – opening the fridge, looking around it hopelessly in some vain hope that something ready-made and delicious will appear since the previous time a looked like 20 minutes before,” Kovacic explained.
“And today, it finally happened. There it was a delicious little cake that I hovered up like an unclogged up Dyson fresh out of the box.”
“It was fucking delicious, and I think it serves as hope to all those out there like me who open the fridge numerous times a day out of sheer boredom,”
‘That one day, something delicious will appear.”
He then hung up the zoom call to disappear somewhere else, before we could address allegations that his girlfriend had actually put the cake in the fridge to share later this afternoon after a trip to the shops this morning.
