WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A Bendigo man is today facing the shame of having to ask one of the youngest blokes on his team for a massive favour.
Derrick Diddly from the jewel of Victoria’s goldfields has had to stump up and ask one of the young fellas for a lift to their game this week.
Normally one of the first blokes to dedicate chores to the rookies in his Ressies team, Derrick has this week had to come with his hat in hand.
“Yeah, I’m in a tricky spot,” explained Derrick, who lost his licence a couple of weeks ago after being pinged for trying to find his favourite T-Swift tune on Spotify while driving.
Diddly was caught scrolling as clear as day, making the classic LeSnak defence inadmissible.
His distracted driving incident was the latest in a string of mishaps that saw the local dipshit lose his licence.
The man who hasn’t seemed to value the lives of those around him in his community, said he’s been push bike bound for the last couple of weeks.
“But I can’t be cycling 120 km out of town if I’m gonna be running around for 80 minutes of footy, if you know what I mean,” he explained.
“So I’ve got to ask that spotty little midfielder for a lift to the game this week,” he sighed.
“Yeah, I know, I know.”
“I’ve learnt my lesson.”
“All the boys have been taking the opportunity to remind me that it’s the TAC and AFL Victoria Road Safety Round across metro and regional footy this weekend.”
All football and netball clubs will be banding together this weekend for road safety – by donning a blue armband to honour the lives lost on the road. This year will spotlight the dangers of distracted driving.
“I’ve copped it, don’t worry,” he sighed.
More to come.
