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A happy go lucky bloke from Betoota Heights has today been reminded of a simpler time. 

The throwback came at a rather unexpected location – the middle aisle of a local Dan Murphys. 

Brayden Iose says he had his memory cast back to the glory days, after stumbling upon an Aussie icon- long thought to be lost in the annals of history. 

“Is that a case of Fosters?” gasped Iose, whose synapses were firing a multitude of messages through his brain at a rate of knots. 

“They must be bringing it back,” he said. 

“Stoked,” he laughed, picking up a case of the iconic Aussie lager that was loved by so many for so long – both here and abroad. 

“Oathhhhhhhhh.” 

“Extremely rude not to.” 

“Hopefully it takes me back to a time where houses were like 20k and a beer was $1.50 at the pub,” he laughed. 

Iose’s joke comes as a reference to the glory days of Fosters, in the 80s and 90s, when you could comfortably afford to buy a nice house in a place where you wanted to live. 

“Or when you could get a mixed bag of lollies at the canteen on a Saturday arvo for like 50c.” 

“Godman I love those clouds.” 

“Anyway, hopefully the return of the fabled Fosters means the glory days are back.” 

“If not, I’m just gonna enjoy a nice case of Australia’s finest.” 

More to come. 

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