WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A man with a noticeably carbonated blood stream has today had a come to Jesus conversation with his partner.
Local sparky Brett Philips has had to assure his better half that he is taking care of his body, despite consuming his weight in energy drinks every month.
“Haha, don’t worry they are the healthy ones babe,” laughed Brett, after being confronted about his energy drink consumption.
“Not the hectic motorbike skull and crossbone energy drinks,” he continued.
The conversation came after his girlfriend went to grab something out of his ute, to be greeted by a wave of empty aluminium cans cascading over her.
With enough empty cans to return and earn a holiday to Byron Bay if she wanted, his girlfriend then Ash decided to check in.
However, Ash was assured by Brett that they are actually clean as a whistle, and he’s all good to go.
“Yeah babe, they are BSc, for like athletes and shit,” he continued.
“And given my work I’m pretty much like an athlete,” he giggled.
“They are HASTA approved and sugar free.”
“Orange Fizz babeeeyyyyyyyy. Here have one,” he finished grabbing one out of the fridge and handing it to his girlfriend.
More to come.
