WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local working class man has today told The Man to come with him on a little adventure.
The adventure in question was a rather left field invitation to the toilets at the kitchen manufacturing warehouse.
Brett Stewart (42) from Betoota Heights extended the questionable invite to his boss to join him in the toilets, after being questioned about his productivity levels and his toilet breaks.
“Yeah, you wanna know why I was on the shitter for 10 minutes? Why don’t you come with me next time and I’ll show you why,” smiled the furious local human being being treated like a machine by some cunt 15 years younger than him who went to a nice school and did some bullshit late stage capitalism managerial degree.
Despite having been with KitchCutsKitchens for over a decade, Brett has recently drawn the attention of the new floor manager – something which he’s not too keen on.
“He’s pretty keen to make sure I’m on the tools by 8:00am every single day, but doesn’t seem to check in at 3:59pm to make sure I’m packing up and on the way out,” laughed Brett.
“And he’s seemingly quite interested in my bowel and bladder movements,” continued Brett, who had been a happy employee of the previously large but family run business that treated employees with respect and dignity before the sale 12 months ago.
“So if he’s curious about why I spent 10 minutes on the throne, I want him to come and have a look at the KPIs gurgling around the bowl.”
“Little fuck.”
Brett says he’s not sure how long the feud with the new middle manager will go, but he and the rest of the team are already zeroing in on this efficiency expert who spends a lot of time not doing much.
More to come.
