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Embattled English Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has today hit the campaign trail ready for battle!
Joining a local stag do on a farm just outside of Greater London, Sunak has hit the paintball course in his latest weird election campaign stunt.
“Hey kids, you could be having fun like this every day!” said Sunak, who has revealed a signature election policy that would see Britain’s youth subjected to compulsory national service.
The strange announcement from the gaffe-prone leader who decided to call the election without telling his cabinet, has drawn criticism from all sides.
Frustratingly for Rishi, the military have also confirmed they need more money, rather than pimply phone addicted kids who won’t be much good to them.
However, rather than swallow his pride on the snap decision he made without consulting the relevant parties, Sunak is ploughing on.
“Every day could be an awesome one with national service,” said Sunak, firing his paintball gin into the air.
“Image hanging out with your friends every day for a whole year!” said Sunak, who definitely would make sure kids from privileged upbringings like his can get out of national service if they want.
“Sounds pretty cool right!”
More to come.
