WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A rusted on bureaucrat has today moved to condemn the emerging generation of workers.
74-year-old Bill Wilson informed The Advocate that he holds grave, grave concerns for the ‘younger generation.’
“Mate, they are just so bloody entitled,” said the decades long public servant who just returned from an 87 minute lunch break.
The Roads and Maritime employee who has enjoyed the perks of a government job for the overwhelming majority of his life, said he’s concerned about how the economy is going to function with all these hangers on.
“They just don’t have a great work ethic,” continued the man who doesn’t work every second Friday despite working a regular 9-5 with an hour long lunch break every day.
“And they just seem to want to be in Europe or Asia the whole time,” explained Wilson, who returned a few weeks ago from a 12 month long service leave Grey Nomad tour of Australia.
Wilson told The Advocate he just can’t wrap his head around how this new generation seems to want things like a stable job with a healthy work life balance in an economy where it’s feasible to go to uni and buy somewhere to live.
“Mate, don’t hit me with the free uni shit,” he laughed.
“Or the house prices are so unaffordable, we did it tough alright.”
“And we certainly didn’t need to be praised everyday for our work.”
Wilson then told us he needed to go and sit in some meeting he knew nothing about.
No more to come.
