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Some school leaver from Betoota Heights High have this week gone out with a serious bang!
Well, more so a subdued and muffled kind of release of energy from a confined space.
This comes after the departing year twelves at the local high school enjoyed their formal activities this week, as well as the other festivities associated with those sorts of events.
With a group of 103 departing the local school for bigger and better things (depending upon who you ask), this year’s formal was a serious event.
However, while some legal schooners for most of the class was a fun idea, a lot of students were of course hanging out for that FORMAL AFTERPARTY.
With Jayden’s parent’s signing off on having the group at their quarter acre block on the edge of town, the scene was set for an absolute rager.
Unfortunately though, despite everyone’s best intentions, the afterparty turned more into an Inbetweeners type affair than a sordid Euphoria type party.
Speaking to The Advocate about the event, Jayden’s parents expressed their disappointment.
“Fuck, they were all in bed at like 1am,” said Jayden’s dad.
“I told em to go for their life and not to worry about us.”
“Maybe they just aren’t as keen on getting disgracefully cooked as we were back in the day.”
“I think only one kid vomited and I didn’t smell weed once during the night.”
“We were hiding away upstairs after we came home from our friends house don’t worry, we weren’t trying to crash the vibe.”
“Anyway, I don’t know if it’s a good thing or not.”
“Oh well.”
