LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As the rest of humanity tries to go about its day, the one percent of puppies are leading a more lavish lifestyle than the majority of humans who have to work for a living.
Catering to this exceptionally wealthy clientele of puppy parents is Betoota Grove dog daycare the Paw Seasons who at $467k per day cost about twice as much as an average day of childcare.
According to their website, the Paw Seasons offers a luxury experience for Betoota’s canine elite including an endless supply of Birkenstocks for the purebred pups to chew on.
“Well they’re used to it from home,” stated Paw Seasons owner Bernard Barkley as he opened a fresh box of the premium sandal for a pair of French bulldogs to destroy.
“This way they are getting it out of their system.”
According to Barkley, the Birkenstocks are one of the cheaper items destroyed by the pugs, pomeranians, French bulldogs and dachshunds that make up 99% of their business.
“We also provide Karastan carpets for them to shed on and line the floor with first edition Spiderman comics for those puppies that are toilet training.”
