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We’ve all got that one mate who can’t handle himself on the piss, and for local bloke Gregory Hunt, unfortunately, he’s that mate.
The Betoota Ponds local is alleged to have spent his entire Saturday day drinking at his friend’s nans house, which, although was adorned with every knick-knack known to man, also had a pretty decent pool.
As they’d listened to tunes on the boom speaker and swapped various insults, Gregory quickly found himself knocking back a few too many beers and getting obliterated to the point of becoming a liability – as in the bum poking, shoulder grabbing, beer tapping kind of liability.
Going from zero to 100 within the span of an hour, Gregory was seen emerging from his Crownies chrysalis as his drunk alter ego,’ Gremlin,’ much to the dismay of his mates.
“Did I tell you I fucking love you.”
“Like straight up, I’d do anything for you guys.”
“Yeeeeeeeeeeeew.”
“SHOOOOOOEEEEEYYYYYS!”
Though it would’ve been a lot better to leave him at home, it’s later alleged that Gregory lasted a total of 1.5 hours in the Roma Hills nightlife precinct before he was kicked out of the bar and told to wait for an Uber.
But despite being a pretty peaceful bloke when sober, Gregory reportedly started acting belligerent and refusing all offers to be sent home, running off in the opposite direction as soon as the car arrived.
“Greg, the fuck are you going?”
More to come.
