LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With social interactions now permitted in every state, citizens and MPs alike are rejoicing at the opportunity to have a friendly visit without having to pretend it never happened.
One such person taking advantage of these relaxed rules is Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton who was reportedly spotted enjoying a friendly game of chess with his cousin.
The two were spotted in Albany Creek Memorial Park with his cousin, who kept his face hidden to stop Coronavirus infection and held a shining steel scythe with a blade 1.5 metres long to ensure social distancing.
“I haven’t seen my little cousin since my grandma’s passing wherein he sucked the life soul from her body and lead her through to the afterlife,” laughed Dutton.
“He still favours his King’s Bishop though! Some things never change!”
After beating his cousin in chess, the two were spotted drinking from a golden chalice before feeding the ducks in a pond that slowly turned an inky black with each crumb they tossed aside.
“It’s nice to catch up with someone familiar, I have just been flat chat lately, work has been mental, hardly had a moment to myself,” stated Dutton’s cousin who wished to remain anonymous, stating we will all know his real name when he comes calling for each of us.
“It’s been so long though, what the fuck has happened to Peter? Is he copying my hairstyle now? Does he mock me? Gosh, he gives me the creeps…”
