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Everyone’s favourite precious jewel heir has today hit the news with an exciting new campaign!
After using his parent’s and the government’s money to generate one of the largest fortunes in the world and influence the American election, Elon Musk is now focusing on his personal life.
Musk has revealed that he’s offering 1 million American dollars to anyone willing to be his friend for the day.
The exciting initiative comes off the back of the great man offering people a million bucks to sign his petition protecting the right to bear arms and freedom of speech.
Mr Musk’s campaign which was set up to support Donald Trump in the presidential contest, calls on registered voters in seven swing states to sign a petition.
Each day until the election, one signatory is selected at random and awarded a million-dollar prize – raising a glut of questions about legal and moral breaches.
Now, off the back of that success Musk is offering anyone a million bucks if they sign up to be his mate for 24 hours.
“Look hopefully we can be friends for life,” began one of the most punishing blokes on the face of planet earth.
“But 1 million a day is a good starting point I think.”
“And we can see how things progress from there.”
The first confirmed person is yet to come forward, with Elon’s Chief of Staff revealing they are hoping for some tech-bro to sign himself up.
More to come.
