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A young Betoota Plains family is dealing with a rather volatile situation today, after some devastating entertainment news broke.
This comes after Rob Penny stupidly decided to fill his two little toddlers in on the news that Yellow Wiggle Emma Watkins is leaving the musical group.
Immediately realising what her moron boyfriend had done, mother Charlotte had to quickly intervene to tell her balling 18 month old and 3 year old that their favourite Wiggle in the whole world was “just going to live on the farm.”
“She might be back honey, she’s just going to live on the farm with her Grammy and Poppy for a little while, it’s okay,” she pleaded with her youngest who is experiecing the biggest bout of grief since her floppy sleeping toy elephant got lost for a couple of hours.
The crisis management situation in Betoota Plains follows Emma Wiggle confirming her departure from Australia’s most popular band today, saying she wanted to spend more time with family and finish off her PhD.
She is set to be replaced with 16-year-old Tsehay Hawkins, who was one of the four new members anounced a couple of months back.
However, that development is not one that is easily explained to two screming toddlers who are now feeding off each others energy.
“Why would Rob say that for god sake,” Charlotte explained to The Advocate today.
“It’s like telling his 15-year-old neice that Billie Eilish was hanging up the mic”
“Goodness.”
“The younggest just asked why they killed Emma”
“It’s going to be a long afternoon,” she sighed.
“Probably a week too be honest”
“Lot of explaining to do”
