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Joe Biden has today had the final nail put in his presidential coffin.
After another run of gaffes overnight, Joe Biden has finally been given the Fatty Vautin head wobble.
The damning tongue in cheek wobble means that Biden is now gooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Having been going and going for the last few weeks since his appalling debate performance, which has seen an 81-year-old man behave like a 81-year-old man, Biden is now officially done for.
After mistaking Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for Russian President Vladimir Putin, and his Vice President Kamala Harris for “Vice President Trump” – Fatty has stepped in and told the big fella to have a sit down on the couch.
“Sorry Joe, you are gooooooonneeeeeeeeee, take a seat buddy,” laughed Vautin, in a throwback to the popular Footy Show segment.
“It’s red rover for you champioonnnnnnn.”
With the raft of journalists erupting into laugher like a 2004 Footy Show crowd, Biden is now considering when to officially pull the pin.
It’s unknown who will replace him at this stage, but Matty Johns is reportedly in the wings to dress up as a US style presidential character and give it a run.
More to come.
