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Arthur Riesling irritated many at a Gatsby-themed party last night.
The film student from Betoota’s French Quarter did so during a shindig at a local sharehouse with a number of other guests.
Attending a Gatsby-themed party on a Wednesday night, as only university students can do, Reisling was reportedly hell-bent on putting everything into his outfit.
“All right chaps,” he allegedly said walking into the party early last night dipping his top hat.
“Hoooww (sic) are we flappers,” he then said in a painful attempt at a roaring 20’s accent.
“Wednesday night’s the berries innnnit (sic), anyone got a gasper.”
Reisling then reportedly spent the next 3 hours meandering around the party going full method acting.
One of the guests named Ben Phillips told us that it took a lot of self-control not to give the young man an uppercut.
“I think I speak for 90% of the people last night by saying that he (Arthur) was almost begging for a short jab,” Phillips said.
“I mean fuck me. I’m all for a good time and enjoy having a laugh, but that 1920’s London accent is beyond painful when some dipshit like Arthur starts parading around spouting it.”
Another party guest told us that he actually walked away from a conversation with Arthur without even giving an excuse.
“I didn’t even bother making up some reason why I had to leave the conversation, I just walked off,” the other guest said.
“Maybe what I did was rude.”
“But his accent was fucking rude.”
Arthur was allegedly the last to live the party alone after everyone refused to let him know where they were heading off to.
