FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
In shock news that could alter the course of the US election, rapper Kayne has also demanded a recount based on doubts raised about the election results by supporters of outgoing President Trump.
“Imma say it; I think something’s going on” said the outspoken rapper.
“On one hand, right, you got these election officials, these independent observer people, these respectable judges, they all sayin’ hey, the election is legit, right? But then you also got all these Facebook and Youtube people saying hey, hold up, maybe it’s whack cause they didn’t vote for the guy that they saying won.”
“And they might not have credentials or access to information, but they coming from the heart, like my music. You feeling me? Makes you wonder, is what I’m saying.”
Kanye secured around 60,000 US votes, which at the current exchange rate would be equal to 85,356 Australian votes.
In comparison, at time of printing, Biden has just edged out Kanye by securing about 81,200,000 American votes, which is equivalent to 31,968,504 metric votes.
The other guy that lost, Trump, managed 74,200,000 votes at the time of printing; to put this number of votes in perspective, if you took one AR-15 semi-automatic rifle for every vote and stacked them in a big pile on a gridiron field you would have too much spare time and should find a more productive hobby.
When asked whether he thought the recount could put him in the White House, Kanye was optimistic.
“I just wanna see the truth laid out,” he said
“What if they accidentally wrote down 60,000 instead of 600,000,000? It’s an easy mistake to make, you know, and it explains why nobody thinks I won, even though I probably did, for real.”
