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In some unsurprising news this afternoon, Paleo Pete Evans has today said something curious.
The Celebrity Chef who was dumped from his $850,000 a year contract a few days ago took to social media to hit out at the ‘fucking authoritarian mind control masters’ who made him a millionaire and paid for him to create his pseudo alternative persona.
“Fuck the media. They are telling you nothing but lies. The truth is there, and it can be found from the ramblings of my mind,” explained the My Kitchen Rules judge who told people to buy a $15,000 hybrid subtle energy revitalisation platform to cure coronavirus.
Evans is currently out of the work he’s had for the last 10 years, after making his latest dangerous claim backed up by ‘alternative’ science about some weird device.
“These authoritarian mind control arms of Bill Gates are spreading dangerous information,” explained the celebrity telling people not to get vaccinated and try to cure the virus with some bullshit device he hopes makes him a stack of coin.
This comes after Evans posted a serious of chaotic conspiracy theories in the forms of memes from his million-dollar Byron shire property funded by the mainstream media and mainstream book publishers publishing his wildly outlandish claims.
“I stand with Bryce Cartwright and the rest of the truth warriors,” explained a fired up Evans.
“Because the way I see it, truth isn’t as black and white anymore. There’s the truth that the mainstream media tell you, and then there’s the real truth, that comes from people on the internet who aren’t motivated by money and greed!”
