WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local inner city yuppie has today drawn the ire of some of his fellow citizens, after an evening walk in the park.
The terrace house architect who works in our town’s French Quarter did so a short time ago after letting his dog off the leash at Sir Joh Reserve.
The owner of the lockdown era purchase working dog that now resides in a small terrace house for 99% of it’s life was reportedly causing quite a scene, doing it’s best to jump on every single random person within a 200 hundred metre radius.
“Haha sorry, he’s got such a big personality,” said Finley Harrison-Smith, the man behind the extreme lack of training for his pet.
“He’s got so much energy and he gets so anxious being inside all day.”
While Finley thinks his dog’s disgraceful lack of training is humorous and cute, other at the park have voiced there different opinions.
“Fuck that guy,” explained one local park goer trying to get away from her family for half an hour of peace.
“It’s not cute or adorable, it’s fucking annoying.”
“Some people are terrified of dogs and he’s got his adult sized working dog flying around the park harassing everyone.”
“The fitness class trying to do running certainly didn’t enjoy him running off with their cones for 5 minutes either.”
“It’s an animal, not a toy. Sort your shit out.”
Finley Harrison-Smith responded to the comments put to him by saying some people just aren’t dog people, and that’s not his problem.
More to come.
